Archive for December, 2008

Rod Blugoyer… Blagiva… Bologna… My Governor


Hey, Alaskans – is this how you guys felt when your governor became an instant celebrity?
I mean, what the hell?

I get in my car yesterday, turn on the radio and there’s Rush Hannity talkin’ ’bout Blago. And dadgummit, they can even pronounce his name better than *I* can!

Suddenly, everyone knows about my governor, Rod Bulova.. Ivano… Sonovavich. They’re even talking about him in French-Speaking Canada!

B-T-Dubya: There’s still two days left to bid on that senate seat..

Dag-Nabbit!!


I turn 30 tomorrow.