…you write articles like this.

New comics coming soon(ish).

Pixelated’s Hard Hitting Interview with Captain O

Today’s comic was based (vaguely) on actual events. See, the Prez came to my town Thursday for about 17 minutes, most of which was spent at a Caterpillar plant giving a speech. So here’s a comic about him at a Cat plant getting grilled by Angela Anonymous, ace reporter for the Non-Existent Times.

Hmm, looks like the Obaminator is the first U.S. President to know what a fansub is..

The President is coming to town!

No, really – he is. The O-Man’s headed toward my neck of the woods tomorrow. I wonder if he’ll stop at Sterling Family Restaurant like Dubya did?

Speaking of “Baby Bush”, look what showed up the instant I uploaded today’s comic. Thanks, Google Ads!

Oh, and that ‘Bama comic I promised eons ago? It’s coming soon (really!) Of course, it’ll have to be changed slightly, seein’ as the inauguration’s over and done with…

Unfortunately, real life got in the way of me finishing that comic I promised yesterday.

Keep watching this space – it’ll show up eventually. Hopefully tomorrow…

— on my Teevee.

As I type, they just swore in that “Joe Buddins” character, and they’ve got Yo-Yo Ma on stage.

Uh-oh! Here come th’ Judge – It’s happenin’!

It’s happened! And no one’s shot him dead yet, either! *does happy dance*

There will be a comic about this tomorrow–

Gaze in awe at the newest innovation in sequential art: Colo(u)r.

Notice something different about my site? No, it didn’t get a haircut.. I installed that there WordPress software! Now my site is finally automated, jus’ like the big boys. (more…)

Hey, Alaskans – is this how you guys felt when your governor became an instant celebrity?
I mean, what the hell?

I get in my car yesterday, turn on the radio and there’s Rush Hannity talkin’ ’bout Blago. And dadgummit, they can even pronounce his name better than *I* can!

Suddenly, everyone knows about my governor, Rod Bulova.. Ivano… Sonovavich. They’re even talking about him in French-Speaking Canada!

B-T-Dubya: There’s still two days left to bid on that senate seat..

I turn 30 tomorrow.

Happy Armistice Veterans’ Day!

In honor of this great day, here’s a comic about a guy with no military record whatsoever.

It’s always best to remain humble…